{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
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{"slip": { "id": 170, "advice": "Remedy tickly coughs with a drink of honey, lemon and water as hot as you can take."}}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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Miguel Berger is a German diplomat who has served as German Ambassador to the United Kingdom since May 2022. He was State Secretary at the Federal Foreign Office from 2020 to 2021.
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