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IFK Vänersborg is a Swedish sports club in Vänersborg, Sweden, most famous for its success in bandy.

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The Story of Will Rogers is a 1952 American Comedy Western film biography of humorist and movie star Will Rogers, directed by Michael Curtiz and starring Will Rogers Jr. as his father. The supporting cast features Jane Wyman. The film's screenplay was based on the true short story \"Uncle Clem's Boy\" by Rogers' widow Betty Blake, which was published in The Saturday Evening Post in 1940.

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The Mirsad-1, known in Iran as the Ababil-T, is a designation for