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{"fact":"Statistics indicate that animal lovers in recent years have shown a preference for cats over dogs!","length":98}
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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"The White Lotus season 2","displaytitle":"The White Lotus season 2","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q115668372","titles":{"canonical":"The_White_Lotus_season_2","normalized":"The White Lotus season 2","display":"The White Lotus season 2"},"pageid":77919301,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/The_White_Lotus_Season_2.png","width":250,"height":370},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/12/The_White_Lotus_Season_2.png","width":250,"height":370},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1287201698","tid":"f9b4bcaf-2130-11f0-8c9c-22defc14f850","timestamp":"2025-04-24T17:24:28Z","description":"Season of television series","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Lotus_season_2","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Lotus_season_2?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Lotus_season_2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_White_Lotus_season_2"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Lotus_season_2","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_White_Lotus_season_2","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Lotus_season_2?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_White_Lotus_season_2"}},"extract":"The second season of The White Lotus, an American satirical comedy-drama anthology television series created, written, and directed by Mike White, premiered on HBO on October 30, 2022. The season was greenlit in August 2021, filmed in Sicily in early 2022, and features an ensemble cast of F. Murray Abraham, Jennifer Coolidge, Adam DiMarco, Meghann Fahy, Beatrice Grannò, Jon Gries, Tom Hollander, Sabrina Impacciatore, Michael Imperioli, Theo James, Aubrey Plaza, Haley Lu Richardson, Will Sharpe, Simona Tabasco, and Leo Woodall. Coolidge and Gries reprise their roles from the previous season.","extract_html":"
The second season of The White Lotus, an American satirical comedy-drama anthology television series created, written, and directed by Mike White, premiered on HBO on October 30, 2022. The season was greenlit in August 2021, filmed in Sicily in early 2022, and features an ensemble cast of F. Murray Abraham, Jennifer Coolidge, Adam DiMarco, Meghann Fahy, Beatrice Grannò, Jon Gries, Tom Hollander, Sabrina Impacciatore, Michael Imperioli, Theo James, Aubrey Plaza, Haley Lu Richardson, Will Sharpe, Simona Tabasco, and Leo Woodall. Coolidge and Gries reprise their roles from the previous season.
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