{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"fact":"In the original Italian version of Cinderella, the benevolent fairy godmother figure was a cat.","length":95}
{"slip": { "id": 119, "advice": "Don't assume anything is possible or impossible until you've asked the people who will be doing the work."}}
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