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Thassilo Haun is a retired German tennis player.
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\"Flashback\" is a song by Scottish musician Calvin Harris from his second studio album, Ready for the Weekend (2009). The song was released in the UK on 2 November 2009 and features Jordanian singer Ayah Marar. Harris and Marar would later work together again on Harris' 2013 single \"Thinking About You\".
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{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled since 1930 - from 8 to 16 years.","length":79}
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